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- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. - I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. - A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again. - Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard." I would do my math homework, but I've already got my own problems. I was a thirty something frat boy and I never had homework, but that was at my "Old School". TEACHER: Why? FRED: It will give my Dad something to do so I can get this done faster. TEACHER: Your homework assignment last night was to draw a map of Texas including all the rivers in that state. Why didn't you finish it? FRED: I ran out of paper. I thought you wanted it actual size.

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- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. - I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. - A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again. - Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. 20 Cheeky reasons you didn't do your homework These excuses are not going to get you out of being in trouble, but if you are in trouble anyway, then you may as well enjoy it. Some of the lines are going to make your fellow students laugh, so there is always a silver lining to every situation. *I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. *I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. *A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again. *Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him.

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*I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. *I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. *A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again. *Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with. My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a fire in the wood stove. TEACHER: Why? FRED: It will give my Dad something to do so I can get this done faster. TEACHER: Your homework assignment last night was to draw a map of Texas including all the rivers in that state. Why didn't you finish it? FRED: I ran out of paper. I thought you wanted it actual size.

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I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with. My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a fire in the wood stove. 20 Cheeky reasons you didn't do your homework These excuses are not going to get you out of being in trouble, but if you are in trouble anyway, then you may as well enjoy it. Some of the lines are going to make your fellow students laugh, so there is always a silver lining to every situation. My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard." I would do my math homework, but I've already got my own problems. I was a thirty something frat boy and I never had homework, but that was at my "Old School".

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TEACHER: Why? FRED: It will give my Dad something to do so I can get this done faster. TEACHER: Your homework assignment last night was to draw a map of Texas including all the rivers in that state. Why didn't you finish it? FRED: I ran out of paper. I thought you wanted it actual size. 28/05/ · “While returning home yesterday, my friends insisted on seeing a psychic. I thought it would be fun and so I went with them. When it was my turn, she said I would lose my leg if I do my homework. I better left it. What if I would do my homework and lose my leg. Ultimately you would not have got it because I could not have walked to the class. 23/05/ · I didn’t see that it was my homework and realized that it was too late.” 2. “My dad needs a paper shredder for work, and it was delivered to our house yesterday. He wanted to show us how it works and mistakenly took my homework and destroyed it.” 3. “My mom once said that she wanted my best homework framed.